Fiamthu

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1. Tlangval pakhat sipai intlar kha birth certificate an lo dil a, a neilo a, an hnawl a. Titau bur bura kalsawn chungin, “Ho e, ka piang chiang em mai!” a ti tun tun…


2.tuai 1 hmeiche nih chak bawk si kha a zung a..hmeiche zun dan ang kher in a kun a, a kap a zu bih thla…”oi ha: ka chhu teh zar chu!!” zuk ti khanglang a....


3. Pa pakhat hian an naupan laia an retheih zia uar takin a sawi a,”Kan naupan lai chuan kan rethei lutuk a,mipaah lo pianglo phei ila chuan khalhtur ka nei lovag”


4.Tuikuk radio chhe siam thiam : Radio chhia a siam ve a,a chungah khan chukchu thi a lo wm a,”Eee…chhelo chi a ni hleinem,a singer ber a thi daih lawm!”…


5.Kungfu thiam deuh Pakhat pawh hi hmawlhsei deuh in hla deuh a tang in an vaw hrep


6.I nun nawmna turin thawmhnaw manto leh changkang, ori tak2 i lei a, mahse nawmna tak2 i chen don cuan ruaka om i tum leh zel cia, gati ge a ?


7.Tui a vag lutuk a, UPC(nrth east) baptisma chag tur pwh Gamchha huh in an hru…UPC(MZR) ho phei chu 10 vel an din tlar tir a, water pistol in an kap top.


8.Concert na ah a rui phur in KS pakhat Kokichhuan chungin a lam hah hah mai a, Kar khat hnu ah a nghawng ah KAP THAK a vei!


9.Twinkle Twinkle little bar, how i wonder what a bar, quarter rate are up so high, Drink a Rum with chikken fry…


10.Pa pakhat tui tla pawh kha,’tui hleuh ka thiamlo ania’ a ti chul a, ko tlanga ding chuan,’ a va ho mai mai, kei ni paw’n kan thian chuang hlei nen, kan auh kan auh bik loh hi’ ati!!


11.‘Tawngtai na chu kekawrte ang hi a ni a, a sei emaw a tawi emaw pawh nise a tuam kimin a fel thlap tur a ni’


12.Nula an rim dun a, thrianpa chance min lo pe ve la a ti a…A thrianpa pawn chhuak peih lo khan Electric Main Switch chu a off hmiah mai a…Pa ber a tuk sunday sikul in puahchah kha bati nen a rawn chhuak a, thrianpa khan rui tawk khan in ti polite deuh khan “Ka pu bati kha kan mamawh lo” a lo tih chu……


13.Mi pakhat uikawm deuh mai hi in chhawng riatna atangin a tla a,a tlak lai chuan an nu chaw chhum tur a hmu a,ring tawkin MIN CHHUMKEP SUH OOOOoooo a ti hram


14. Khawchhak nula awmpui pawh kha a awmna pa in a lo pawng sual ve a lom mo le.
Police ah a report a .Police ten a tih dan an zawh chuan.
Ka khum bul ah a lo kal a min eng lo nghal a tum a ka pu heti mai tur em ni? ka ti a .Ka pu chuan “Aw he ti mai tur nei min ti a.Chuan min englo ta a.Ti chuang engtin zel?
“E le a nuam ngaih ngaih mai “, ti mai mo le.


15. An thian zaho khan ui an talh a, phur tawk in kawngsir ah ui kha anlo rawh sar sar a, mi anglo Pakhat hi a rawn kal phei a ,in Ui talh kha ka tih hnu a nih kha a rawn ti chiah mai chu an tui lo tlang hlwm teh a nia aw


16.*Pa Pakhat love letter ziah dan: Dearest, Thuami, Min hmangaih em? Yes( ) or No ( ) Tick rawh. Peka i lo pe leh mai dawn nia.


17.*What do you usually say after sex? I LOVE YOU? wrong! THAT WAS GREAT? Wrong again! I LOVE IT? Wrong again! The answer is Khawnge ka kekawrte a awm?


18.*Sakeibaknei vawi-3 a hram hian enge thleng dawn an tih kha?……….Tom & Jerry a chhuak dawn!


19. KS pakhat pawh hi an accident na ah a kap tak a sawh palh a,nula i englai nge na an tia, ka Purse zuk ti daih a


20. Uite thar an nei a, a lawmnan an talh daih


21. Pa pakhat camp chhuak pawh a piangthar tha mai mai khawp a, “Ka nupui hi han uire se aw… Ka ngaidam vel chak,” zu ti vawng vawng a!!!!